Wise Advice Indeed

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after care-bears because you'll only end up with a Jackie Chan in your tail." I never quite understood his advice until one Kwanza, I was gardening with my best friend Sara. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was plucky and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sara saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!